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First, this definitely made it into the "crap to get for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
maccuswell" category. However, it's only available from two vendors that speak English and even they look questionable. Ultimately, it looks like it's unavailable for now.
Rather than having some otaku out it before I can, I have to post. I wasn't going to, but each successive link into the warped Japanese mind resulted in another guilty chortle. Leading to in a "oh, shut up and blog that already" from the peanut gallery.
I wish I could slowly allow this one to build up, but there really isn't anything subtle here. I was put on the scent, as it were, by some random still photo of the thing. I blinked a couple times and said, "no way, I think the hips move." A series of links with favorites quotes now follows.
Dog USB Drive Robs Us All of Precious Dignity. Yeah, they sell these. A follow up says Update: Humping Dog USB Drive Now Available to Sodomize Your Laptop.
Right, how is this pooch marketed? If you've been following the links, you've probably seen the video. If not this Japanese sales site has it. The most shameless of all, they also have the best quote, right above the video: "Check out its perfect hip-shaking, so tough so fast!!" I can here this in my head said by Tokyo Rose, in her subversive broken English.
I'm now in fits of laughing disbelief. The final stop on my strange journey through the truly tasteless traces of the Internet will end here. Where I am told, "USB Humping Dogs too popular - sold out temporarily!"
maccuswell" category. However, it's only available from two vendors that speak English and even they look questionable. Ultimately, it looks like it's unavailable for now.Rather than having some otaku out it before I can, I have to post. I wasn't going to, but each successive link into the warped Japanese mind resulted in another guilty chortle. Leading to in a "oh, shut up and blog that already" from the peanut gallery.
I wish I could slowly allow this one to build up, but there really isn't anything subtle here. I was put on the scent, as it were, by some random still photo of the thing. I blinked a couple times and said, "no way, I think the hips move." A series of links with favorites quotes now follows.
Dog USB Drive Robs Us All of Precious Dignity. Yeah, they sell these. A follow up says Update: Humping Dog USB Drive Now Available to Sodomize Your Laptop.
Right, how is this pooch marketed? If you've been following the links, you've probably seen the video. If not this Japanese sales site has it. The most shameless of all, they also have the best quote, right above the video: "Check out its perfect hip-shaking, so tough so fast!!" I can here this in my head said by Tokyo Rose, in her subversive broken English.
I'm now in fits of laughing disbelief. The final stop on my strange journey through the truly tasteless traces of the Internet will end here. Where I am told, "USB Humping Dogs too popular - sold out temporarily!"
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Grimm, looking at what is making Althea laugh so much - "Oh JEEEZE!!!"
It's Official, You Made My Night....
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