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Christmas is a nice enough holiday. If it takes a corporate inspired fat man and lots of conspicuous consumption to make people be nice to each other for month, so be it. However, there should be some rules.
In the US, rule number one should be, no xmas until the ritual sacrifice of the Thanksgivng turkey. Until that bird is slaughtered and it's bones picked clean, no one should even talk about some jolly fucking elf. Rushing the imminent arrival of a church sanctioned obese cat burglar is tasteless!
Why all this yule tide vitriol? Well, having to endure a second more of those inane “holiday” commercials than required is really pissing me off. They're all guilty of saccharin sweet soft sell sales pitches, the kind that leave you wanting to hose off with a sand blaster. Some special few are absolutely intolerable.
Old Navy, if you're listening; STOP! Your advertisements make me want to silence the TV with a brick. I want to hunt down the dim bulbs responsible for the drivel vomiting forth and spike their eggnog with exlax.
HO HO HO
In the US, rule number one should be, no xmas until the ritual sacrifice of the Thanksgivng turkey. Until that bird is slaughtered and it's bones picked clean, no one should even talk about some jolly fucking elf. Rushing the imminent arrival of a church sanctioned obese cat burglar is tasteless!
Why all this yule tide vitriol? Well, having to endure a second more of those inane “holiday” commercials than required is really pissing me off. They're all guilty of saccharin sweet soft sell sales pitches, the kind that leave you wanting to hose off with a sand blaster. Some special few are absolutely intolerable.
Old Navy, if you're listening; STOP! Your advertisements make me want to silence the TV with a brick. I want to hunt down the dim bulbs responsible for the drivel vomiting forth and spike their eggnog with exlax.
HO HO HO
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