Sheep and Sensible Shoes

Last week we went to a sheep farm, details in prior post. Upon future discussion with loosecanon I asked, "Do you know if there's something about dykes and sheep?"

The response, "I know! Like, half the class." I thought I might have been over counting. An odd statical anomaly, to be sure. Perhaps it was a gym teacher convention? Seems loosecanon may have had one of our classmates as gym teacher!

Gay women are usually a lot more subtle than guys, unless they don't want to be. Along with a number of factors, one of the big flashing rainbow signs is a tight crop of hair. You know the look:



Those other factors? Well, aside from an interest in chicks, loosecanon sports most of them; particularly a disdain for girly stuff. She not only regularly gets hit on by women, but women who don't believe she could possibly be straight. It is for this reason, more than anything else, that the k. d. lang look should probably be avoided.

Long story short, loosecanon just got a haircut. Initial effect, gym teacher. It's already grown out a little, as painfully short cuts do, and looks pretty good. I don't think it will help with fighting off the ladies, though. :p