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([personal profile] baavgai Nov. 18th, 2004 11:02 pm)
Problem. Kitten poopie reeks to high hell!

I don't mean, "Damn, cat ripped a good one." Oh, no. This is more like, "holy horse droppings, where are the guys in the hazmat suits? I'm starting to succumb. Throat closing. Nose attacking body. Something must be dead. If not, kill it. It couldn't possible smell worse."

It's the food, really. I can see these guys going on oat meal with lavender real soon.

From: [identity profile] loosecanon.livejournal.com

lavender bombs


I dont think you want to do that. Lavender, once digested, smells much like the ladies bower of any religious institution, after the death of the last congregant.

Perhaps the smell is something a Catholic Church might expect from an incorruptible Saint. Ghastly, and floral in all the bad ways.

Yes, it is the food. Feed em in the morning, I will toss the chow when I get up. They are back to 2 feeds a day, so you wont have to smell it any longer.

From: [identity profile] wingeddefeat.livejournal.com


At least he isn't leaving presents under your bed yet. We had to train our cats to finish eating what they had killed.
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