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I just got about 5,000 lines of code cleaned up today. Moved a bunch of crap server side and killed many objects in a refactoring frenzy. It's was a very good coding day. In my euphoria I told my boss the project is moving along nicely. "Is it done yet?" Dude, piss in my cornflakes, why don't you?
So what kind of emails does a computer guy get? Well, my Chinese co worker sent me this one.
"I put the most updated source code under [directory name] and keep a copy of it in my secret place."
Um, yeah. For some reason this struck me as not quite right. Made me chuckle, though. In addition to being the computer guy, I often take the role of English expert for my programmers. I recently interpreted Dr. Seus.
This one really is computer related. This is all I saw of the subject line: "Complimentary Invitation: Penetration Test...", the rest being "ing Software." I wonder how many intrusion detection related emails my spam filter eats?
So what kind of emails does a computer guy get? Well, my Chinese co worker sent me this one.
"I put the most updated source code under [directory name] and keep a copy of it in my secret place."
Um, yeah. For some reason this struck me as not quite right. Made me chuckle, though. In addition to being the computer guy, I often take the role of English expert for my programmers. I recently interpreted Dr. Seus.
This one really is computer related. This is all I saw of the subject line: "Complimentary Invitation: Penetration Test...", the rest being "ing Software." I wonder how many intrusion detection related emails my spam filter eats?