Halloween, what Halloween

Never did get the holiday spirit this year.

Decided to blow off class for Halloween. However, I feel like crap warmed over. Also, loosecannon is unavailable, leaving me alone to deal with goblinized rug rats. Sounds easy enough, but it's not a one person job; we have cats.

My solution: turn off all the damn lights and pretend we're not home. That's right, we're in a Trick or Treat black out. I'm a bad, bad neighbor. Then again, I don't think all the costumed spawn live anywhere close to here.

What is it with loading a minivan full of children and taking them to somewhere they couldn't get to without a bus pass? Is that fair? Where the hell are the candy police?

Screw em, it's lights out. This year, I'm keepin the candy.