Geek!

How geeky am I? I corrected the HTML for this answer, center tags are so passe.

This is reasonably close, I felt computers were more fun when no one knew what the hell you were talking about.

Work fun

Some day this bloody query will end and then I'll be able to figure out what the hell the developer did to make it so craptastic. Well, she joined about five views, sometimes twice, and that's on the top level. I'm sure it worked brilliantly on a few ten row tables in dev. Arrrrrrgh.

Email conversation de ju: "Can I get that in Excel?" "It a preformatted report, so no." "Can I get this in Excel?" "No." "Can I export this to Excel?" "NO!" The budget entry program will be locked down tighter than a virgin's g-string tomorrow. Can you tell?

SQL finished, diagnostics didn't reveal crap, except that it's slow. This should be fun.